Ok Streamers.... for those of you who struggle in your efforts to understand human beings, Randy and his team of scientists (all wearing tinfoil headsets and naked from the waist down) have been working feverishly to solve the issues that befuddle mankind.
Ok. I have an easy and efficient system for categorizing all human beings and this will certainly turn the whole science of Sociology on it's head(s).
In my dealings with people throughout my life I have determined that ALL human beings fall into four distinct categories.
*** There used to be 5 categories but I dropped one off the list when someone told me that "Rin Tin Tin" isn't a horse at all. It's a dog. So, I dropped that one.
Now, I didn't solely invent the peanut butter theory but I have brought it to it's full fruition to help the world.
So...
1. Peanut Butter Smell: These people have "Jiff Whiff" or at least a high probability of smelling like peanut butter. You don't run into them often but they are out there. I can spot them a mile a way, but for those of you that are new to this, you might need to lean in a give a good sniff to someone you suspect has peanut butter smell. Nice people. I like them.
2. Bourbon And Baby Ruth Smell: Um.... you know them... Sports talk hosts suffer from this quite a bit. These people may not even drink but they just have that look.... Baby Ruth Candy Bar wrappers wadded up in their pants pockets, etc.... Generally very opinionated.... especially about Nation League Baseball. Nice people. I like them.
3. Pink Eye And Halitosis look/smell: Nervous blond girls are quite often found with this aura. They may not have the symptoms going on at the time you interact with them, but they can be easily imagined suffering one or the other, or both. Anyone can have this smell, though. Nice people. I like them.
4. Normal: Most of mankind falls into this category. They may exhibit the 3 previous categories from time to time, but generally just smell like themselves. Nice People. I like them.
So, there you have it. Oversimplification or just a complete lack of grounding in reality could be two problems with this theory but.... I'm not known for making sense.
Bottom line? Most people are good people, given the chance, and I like' em...... if they are nice, behave well, and shave.
Do you know what you smell like?
Anyone fall into one of the four categories?
I am "Normal", of course. *shrug*
Have a grand Sunday!
