Hi there Streamers..... Well, your humble and plaintive blogger here is without glasses..... they suffered a fate normally assigned to raccoons and possums.... Ok. I'll explain!
I was at a friend's house last weekend and I was out at my car saying goodbye and I went into some wildly gesticulated form of conversation and I took my glasses off and set them on top of my car.... why? I dont know. I guess I make my points better when I can't see what I am saying.... er.... anyhoos...
So, I finish up and jump in my car for the ride home and left them on top of my Honda..... I didnt even realize I had done it until I was a little ways up the road and I heard the "clink clink clink" of the glasses sliding off the top of the car and onto the back of the trunk.... so I drop a big F bomb and stop the car..... jump out and look and found they had fallen off into the road.... now, it was dark and it's the country so there was no light at all..... I jumped back in my car and swung it around so as to shine the light of the headlights into the road..... I get back out and begin roaming the road.... ironically blind as a bat, looking for the one thing that makes me be able to see anything!
Everything was fuzzy but I held out hope of finding them.....
I looked and looked and looked and then the hair raised up on my neck as a string of headlights appeared up the road..... Shit! I started running around looking up and down the road for my glasses as the string of 3 cars grew closer and closer..... then I just had to step aside and hold my breath and as the third car flew by I heard it.... the smashing of the glasses..... it was a popping noise.... like a spine cracking...... I bellowed out another, more emotional F bomb... but at least I had found out where the danged glasses were!! Hee Hee.... the frames were all bent and one of the lenses had popped out, never to be found.......
It's ALWAYS something with me..... and now, I am blind until I can get new glasses...... I am struggling.... I deal with alot of numbers at work when I do my ordering and I just squint and mutter silent F bombs..... Oh, well.... I have to just save up and get my eyes back...... and a backup pair this time!
WOOT!