Hiya Streamers.....

So, A guy walks into a bar.......

..and orders a drink. Thing is the bartender notices that he has a ten inch tall little man on his shoulder.... odd.. he thinks but oh, well. So the guy is having his drink and suddenly the little man jumps off his shoulder and runs onto the bar and starts yelling insults to the other patrons and kicks over the peanut bowl and spits in a couple of drinks before running back and jumping back on the guy's shoulder.

... the bartender says "What the hell is going on???"

The guy apologizes and buys a round for the rest of the bar to calm down the irate patrons... so, the bartender says "Um... ok. I guess that will make things ok..."

So, the guy orders another drink and again, the little 10 inch man jumps off his shoulder and runs down the bar... insulting everyone, spitting in drinks and kicking the peanut bowl back over...

"Ok! That's enough!!!" screams the bartender...

The guy apologizes again and offers to buy another round for the house...

"What is the problem here???" yells the bartender to the embarrassed guy....

"I'm sorry."... says the guy..... "But I was at the beach yesterday and I found a Genie bottle and I rubbed it and made my one wish.....

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.... I said I wanted a 10 inch prick."

Hiya Streamers...... first off, I'm feeling a bit better.... thanks to everyone for their support to myself and Secret during this difficult time...

Let's see.... it's normally my day off today but I will be at work to catch up on hours I missed earlier in the week... so I wont be around today......

I've decided that the two things I enjoy most in life right now are strong coffee and the Nora Jones CD I bought last week......

Um.... still dropping weight. I dont look skinny though.... I've toned up actually........... I have decided that I havent looked this good in many years (again).... I'm FIRM! WOOT!

Um..... it's still frigging hot here in Upland Alabama...... I'm DONE with Summer already! Bring on the frost and hot chocolate. PLEASE!

Ok. I had more but I'm out of time..... I am setting aside some time in the next couple of days to get out here and see what's going on in YOUR worlds.

I miss Y'all!

.... and not many signs of Fall here in Dixie..... other than some cool crisp mornings and LOTS of wild turkey on the prowl... I see them every day now, feeding in the many grassy meadows that cut across the woodlands of this valley in these lovely Appalachian Mountians.... I am out here trying to find what to do with myself........ I did find a place to live but it is far north of the Hollow....... and it will cost me alot of gas money to get to work..... which I have missed for the last two days because of a terrible migraine........ I am just miserable... I miss LuLu and Secret... and I am a wreck.... I dont eat really and I am kind of sickly.... it's just an adjustment... I will be ok...... It's for the best though.... we do better apart, frankly.

I apologize to everyone who comes to this blog as my friend but I havent had the time or energy to get out and check in on those who I love....

Hopefully everything will be more normal for me soon....

I love Y'all and miss Y'all and I look forward to getting back in touch with everyone when I can.

Ugh!

Yikes!

DOH!!

I turned 40 today!

I am over the life hump!

Racing towards being a grouchy 85 year old coot...... who posts about mackerel thongs!

Does this make me weird?

A 40 year old posts about such odd things!

Oh, and I live and breathe!

....but at least I get to go in for yearly prostate exams now..... ya know where I go in a dark room and the disco drops overhead to the thumping sounds of K.C. and the Sunshine band while the doctor slaps on the rubber glove and tells me he's gonna rock my world!

Oh, the humanity!

Hi there!

No weirdo questions this week cuz I have to catch internet wherever I can...

but yesterday at work I helped a woman with one leg, a guy who thinks he's Elvis (even legally changed his name to Elvis) and a woman with the biggest tattooed boobs I have ever seen in my life..... so not a bad day overall.

Have a great Wednesday, Streamers!