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Life After The Hollow


 What's Today???
 

What's today?

It's Monday!

That's right, kiddos.

It's the first day of the rest of your suffering!

WOOT!

You are on a mission today!

Besides your regular life stuff, you have two assignments....hollow style.

First!

Post on 3 blogs you have never been to before!

Second!

Open the phone book and randomly select 3 home phone numbers and call them up. Ask them to return your velvet pap smear wrench to you.... and get real snippy when they act all confused!

Thirdly....yeah, I said two things but ......oh well.

WOOT?

Compose a short poem using the following words.

Machinegun
Love
Belcher
Butterchurn
Arms
Pelvis
Hyperthyroidism

....and last but not least..... have a super nifty Monday!

Posted by Randy at 7:04 AM - 8 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Naps And Highwires.....
 

Man, I tell ya.... I got a 3 hour nap today.... pure heaven!

I was up for 22 hours yesterday and was tiiiiiired today...... today was spent reading, playing some piano, and napping.... caught some of the Cowboy's game tonight.

Thing is.... when I get that much sleep during the day it makes for some weird nights...... I get kind of numb...... not tired... not restless..... not anxious... not calm.... I feel everything and nothing at the same time..... like walking an emotional and mental highwire.... I could fall off at anytime.... go NUTS or just fall asleep right here at the computer.. but I doubt I will..... I've been working on keeping good balance of myself... but I am an emotional animal.... and not feeling strongly one way or the other (about anything) is strange.. might be the blood pressure meds making me weird... or maybe the chocolate pie!

Anyway, I hope everyone had a good weekend!

Posted by Randy at 10:23 PM - 29 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Blocked!! DOH!!
 

Hiya Streamers..... so, I guess I am back to blogging more or less..... was I ever really gone? I dunno....... anyhoos.... I have been at my job now going on four months and my hour lunch break has been pretty much the same routine...... a quick bite to eat and then off to the bookstore to grab some magazines and spend some time in a comfy chair and some cool air.... I did that for two months straight but I eventually grew tired of that, every single day!

The hanging out and reading deal is hard to beat in the middle of a busy and hectic work day, though...

So, I decided to head up to the downtown library where I check books out.... I would go in and grab a few books and plop down in a less comfy chair than at the the bookstore and enjoy my hour that way...... well, then the lightbulb went off over my Randy head when I hear that oh so familiar sound of computer keyboards clicking over at a bank of computers in the front.

EUREKA! I'll check in on my email and blog!

WOOT!

So, I got to pop onto the Stream on Tuesday and played around a bit... really enjoyed myself!

But at one point near the end of the hour a message popped up on the screen telling me that there was material being looked at that could be considered PORNOGRAPHIC and that the administrator could shut me down if I continued looking at The Hollow!

I was confused!

The Hollow isnt PORNOGRAPHIC ...... is it?

Then I realized the post that I was posting on was the CROTCHLESS PANTIES post!

Dang it!

It's a misunderstanding!

I'm just goofing around!

Cyber horseplay!

Snappin' towels and whatnot!

I somehow got around that on Tuesday but on Wednesday when I returned I found that I was slap up BLOCKED by the administrator from looking at The Hollow... or hell, ANYTHING on The Stream at all!

It's all been deemed PORNOGRAPHIC!

Oh, the everloving humanity!

Well, so much for THAT great idea.

Ok. I can appeal to the administrator.... whoever this is. Some stodgy guy in the office who runs the filters...... I found I would have to get this person to OVERRIDE the blocking software if I wanted to see the Stream.....

but then I would have to go to the desk and plead with them in a very quiet library that there's NOTHING wrong with crotchless panty posts or diarrhea banjo posts.... or well,........ I guess I'll just nevermind and head back to the bookstore tomorrow. I dont want to get the hairy eyeball from those mid day literary types standing behind me as I plead with the hapless fool at the desk to let me at least post about beaver speedos.

Posted by Randy at 1:51 AM - 76 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Randy's Wednesday Question With A Kitty Twist!
 

Hi there, my polemic, yet lovable Streamers!

Yes, it's that time again.

*Places Barbara Walter's fondue girdle in the basket*

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1. Can you speak any language besides English?

2. Do you use conditioner on your hair?

3. Do you have a potty mouth?

4. Ever make sweet love in a big heart shaped litter box?

5. What's your biggest talent?

6. How many meals a week do you microwave?

7. Ever been to Jacksonville, Florida?

Thanks for playing!
Posted by Randy at 9:36 PM - 32 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Crotchless Panties Revisited.
 

What do they do with the material that they remove from panties to make them crotchless panties?

Do they make eyepatches?

Would a proper analogy be the donut hole to the donut?

Just wondering....

Oh well, have a great Labor Day, folks!

Posted by Randy at 11:28 AM - 37 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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