Hiya. Happy Tuesday.... for those wondering... never got the big call yesterday so I am gonna get them on the horn this morning...

In the meantime.... How's your "Blogs I like" list doing? Of all the things I constantly change on here, that tends to stay the same most of the time... I will edit it once in a while... dumping inactive blogs and such.... I like to keep adding new ones and I have some blogs I visit nearly every day that I dont have listed; it's not meant to be a slight... it's just because some blogs are up in my brain anyway.... I use my list to remind me of blogs that that I found interesting, funny or where I just like the blogger quite a bit..... I have found some great reads by checking out the fave blogs list of my friends on here... it's a great way to network!

Some folks dont have any blogs listed and maybe that is a way to keep from stepping on people's toes who might feel a slight about not being listed by someone who frequents their blog.... or maybe they just dont like any other blogs! :P~~~ Hee Hee.

To each his/her own regarding the hows and whys of their blog list...

Maybe today could be a day where Streamers can find the time to go through their fave blog list and visit some folks they havent seen in a while... to say hi and to plug back in to friends they havent visited in a while...

that's all for today....... Have a terrific Tuesday!

Well, I went into the Hollow basement this morning to find something to dust off and serve up again, and this reissue illustrates the shortage of quality material left....... Um.... we kinda had fun with this, last July, so here it is....BTW, My humblest apologies go along with this!

"Butts"

Oh, my butt is looking better!

It's hard and can crack a walnut and yet, loving, warm, and understanding.

So, are you happy with your butt?

What makes for a nice butt?

What do want in the butt of others?

Ever feel like you're the butt of alot of jokes?

Does your butt have closure with it's childhood issues?

Is your butt happy or cranky?

Is your butt red or blue, politically?

Ya dont have to answer these like a question post, but if you are so inclined, have at it.

Happy Mother's Day.

Well, I knew I wanted to do something here for my Mom who pops on here from time to time...when she can break away from chilling on the beach for 10 hours a day... for a month straight! WOOT! Go Mom!

Anyway, I thought this post from last summer kinda summed up things nicely.

So, Mom... I love you and I am hereby giving you the gift of a post reissue!

Oh, come on!

Prolly beats what your OTHER kids are giving you!

Right?

Hee Hee....

"My Poor Mother"... from last July...

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.Hi Mom.

Um.....ya know when I first started this blog I really had no idea whatsoever where it was going to go.

So, it started off as a kind of down home "let's share funny stories from the country life" sort of blog.

So, my mom has always got a big kick out of me, the city boy moving to Appalachia and acting like it's Disneyworld or something.

Which, it is, in some ways...

But anyhoos..

She signed on and would read my stuff and leave nice comments, beaming at her son's writing and I bet she was just so happy to sit down with her morning cup of coffee and hit up the Hollowblog and read about all the fun...

....and then one day....

I can can just picture the coffee shooting from her mouth and nostrils onto the screen as she read about....

...GOD KNOWS WHAT kind of zany perversion or just waaaaay out there illogical bullmalarky on everything from napalming squirrels to Nazi birds to rain dances in speedos and then on to chalk monsters baring my warped soul to the final indignity of my mighty blood cannon.

Poor Mom.

I bet she is going to sell her computer!!

Now, Y'all can all just rubberneck at this trainwreck of a blog and pass on by, but my poor sainted mother has to remember that I, Randy420, came from her very own genetic material and cells so she has at least SOME part in this blog's content!

and God bless the woman. She STILL comes back for more!!!!

So, here's a toast to my all time favorite blog visitor, My Mother.

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*clink clink clink* (those are champagne glasses clinking, not my restraining device)

God bless her sense of humor, her patience and the callblocking feature on her phoneline.

I think she is DISTANCING at this point!

Cant says I blame her neither!

I love ya, mom.

You're the greatest mother a warped deranged blogger could ask for.

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What?

Ok. Song2play is back in business.... and while they dont have the selection they used to, you dont get pummeled with 500 pop ups everytime you try to pull from it.

This is "Big Bang Baby" by Stone Temple Pilots...... a band that emerged during the grunge era, but really came into their own a few years later....... I LOVE this song.... it's basically their take at bubblegum pop... with the amps cranked to 11! This is the best song by Sweet that Sweet never wrote or recorded!

A terrific little slice of fluff.

Enjoy!

SONG IS IN COMMENTS. :)

Hi.

I could use some prayers and good thoughts about a big meeting I have this morning....... pray that things go well and also pray for me to keep strength if things dont go as hoped..... If I'm not here blogging today, that means I'm busy..... that could be very good news for me and my immediate financial woes.... not to mention my emotional well being...

I'm nervous this morning.

Thanks.