Ya ever have one of those mornings where you want to share but you cant? Things are happening in a big way as far as me getting back on my feet in my career, but I'm not gonna get into that until it's in cement.... I suppose we can talk about the weather.... it's dry here. Bone dry. *sigh* I dont wanna do weather talk.... Maybe I need more coffee.......

Oh, ok. I got a PM not too long ago asking what in the heck "witches nipples" are. I have the fact that I have witches nipples on my 100 things thingamabobber..

Ok. witches nipples are where an extra set of nipples attempts to form while the blogger is still in the womb... I dunno how common or uncommon this is.... but I have two light marks just below my Randy man breasts and they can juuuuust be seen enough to elicit the question from folks who ask.... "Er... what are those dude?"

I dryly respond... "They are witches nipples Yo."

The reason they are called witches nipples is because back in the "enlightened" days of the middle ages, folks who have these were declared to be spawns of Satan and were accordingly given a lovely death by fire at the stake......

So, there we have it.

Now, where's that coffee!

Hi there my faux-belicose Streamers!

It's time for another round of bad questions!

*fanfare*

1. Are you happy that Paris Hilton is going to jail?

2. Do you remember the dreams you have at night?

3. Ever suffer from "Won Ton Soup Bra"?

4. What brings your life the most joy?

5. When's the last time you went fishing?

6. Is meat a big player in your life?

7. Are you pissy or happy today?

Thanks for playing!

Thanks for playing!

The "F" EYE TEST

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...



How many did you count?

Put your answer in the comment section before you read any other comments.

Then see the answer in the comment section.

A friend of mine emailed me this last night....

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."





You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.





And furthermore







HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:





1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."





2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."





3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."





4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."





5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."





6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."





HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:





1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."





2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."





3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."





4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."





5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."



6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."

Yesterday, I was out near the largest waterway in this section of Alabama,The Coosa River, while attending Lulu's softball game. After the game finished, I decided to go over and have a look around. I already had the camera with me since I was taking pics of Lulu playing ball and I remembered that at a local dam, I had previously seen dozens of stray cats living in the rocks under the spillway. I wanted to get some pics of them as I remembered all the different and interesting looking strays living a hard scrabble life, living on fish and other stuff left by all the fishermen who plied their sport below the dam. A short drive from the ball field and I was there... but all the cats.....dozens of them I had counted before, were gone..... trapped and hauled off, or killed outright...I don't know. I was disappointed because I thought that would have made a nice little photo essay... I hung around under the dam for a bit and took some pics before the smell of rotten baitfish became overpowering.... so, I went up top and was able to get a few pics of the lake from the dam...... Not a big photo safari by any means, but my short time there proved to be fruitful for a handful of photos.







All Images, Copyright, Scott Scarborough; 2007