My sister emailed me this joke today and I thought it was kinda cute, so I will share.
Happy Wednesday.
A married man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
several years. One night, during one of their
rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he paid a large sum
of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly
have the child.
If she
stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would
also provide child support
until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked
how he would know when
the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told
her to simply mail him
a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange
for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to
his confused wife.
Honey, she said, "You received a very strange
post card today." "Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it," he
said. The wife obeyed, and
watched as her husband read the card, turned
white and fainted. On the
card was
written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- Two with
meatballs, one without."
