Hiya Streamers!

Yeppers..... it's time for the second thing that comes along bi-weekly.... and that is something to hang on here until I can get back.... hopefully in a couple weeks or so...... everyone take care and have a great bi-week!

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Hi there, my underoo-catatonic (what?), yet lovable Streamers!

It's time for another round of odd and inane questions!

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*places Hillary Clinton's shotglass and pistols in the basket*

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1. Would you ever spend a naked day at a Nudest Colony?

2. When's the last time you shaved your body, slathered yourself in olive oil, and shot yourself down a slip-n-slide all day?

3. Where's the worst place you ever lived?

4. Are you happy with your chin?

5. Are you a junk food junkie?

6. Do you still watch cartoons?

7. Ever been to Honolulu, Hawaii?

Thanks for playing!!

Hi Streamers.... well, here it is.... time for my bi-weekly check-in..... Er... not much going on, as usual.... I'm thinking that the novelty of my situation....with the sleezy hotel and no car life is starting to wear a bit thin.... other than moving to a new and bigger room to make room for crazy NASCAR fans here on Talladega racing week and finding a nasty used syringe in the parking lot, things are in a bit of a rut with me...... actually the new room smells like a mixture of bleach and stale old vomit (Not mine, thank you) and finding the syringe didnt even give me a mild chuckle.... I'm not really cross these days.... just bored..... and those who really know me well know that boredom can be one of my biggest enemies....... Oh, I'm hanging in there.... I havent succumbed to drinking alcohol or over-eating, or even to rolling pennies to fund blow jobs from the ubiquitous whores that loiter at the hotel on weekends... I'm just ready for some new twist to enter my life..... thanks to Uncle Sam, I should have my car back and have many of my high interest bills paid by the end of June... so, there's hope.... I just have lost my mental and spiritual discipline to some degree..... I dont go for walks anymore, other than to the bookstore or over to Walmart to grocery shop.... I figure 45 hours a week on my feet at work is enough for now.... and I am doing less reading and have succumbed to watching a lot more TV.... something I always prided myself on was not being a big watcher of crass television programming..... but I found myself the other night watching all kinds of stuff I never used to watch....sitcoms, reality shows, Larry King, but the cherry on top of my viewing week was watching a hot naked porn star hosting an HBO documentary on the history of the porn industry!..... I gave the hostess and the show two enthusiastic thumbs up! WOOT!


Ok... all grumbling aside, I'm doing pretty good.... I DO still read... plenty of daily Scripture and other inspirational stuff to keep my head straight, and I am composing new songs on my guitar.... I'm staying out of trouble and maybe that's the upside to having no life right now.

I just gotta keep my eye on the prize..... No prob!

I am at The Hollow this weekend so I will be around to catch up on what is going with my friends here....... so I will see you all soon!

WOOT!

Hiya Streamers!

Well, I'm here at the Hollow tonight as I am returning Secret's van to her after she was nice enough to let me borrow it for a couple of days.... I'll be home tomorrow and I am not sure when I'll be back at a computer.... so I'll leave you all the usual "while I am away" fare....

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Hi there my Taco Bell intolerant, yet lovable Streamers....

It's once again... THAT time....

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*Places Barak Obama's dusty bowling ball in the basket*

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1. Do you use toilet paper?

2. When's the last time you saw your bare feet?

3. "Friends" or "COPS"?

4. When's the last time you visited a Starbucks?

5. Do you enjoy public speaking?

6. Who would you rather be on a deserted island with.... Miley Cyrus or Willie Nelson?

7. Ever been to Fort Worth, Texas?

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Thanks for playing!

WOOT!

Hiya Streamers....

It's been awhile since I came by...... a few quick hits here.....

The place I am living at now is next to a funeral home..... so, if I am hanging out in the breezeway, having a smoke or something, I look out next door and see stacks of stone caskets and uninscribed tombstones stacked up or just laying around behind the place..... sometimes I suppose death is a business and by the looks of the solemn crowds that are in and out of this place most days.... business is good.

I also live near a Sonic drive in.... and I have taken a keen interest in sampling the many interesting flavored lime-ades that they have available... especially on days that I am off work, as they are half priced from 2-4. KEWL!!!! (No, I did not receive compensation from Sonic for this glowing endorsement)

The room next to mine seems to be the room that is rented to folks just staying a night or two.... I have had an interesting parade of folks come through...... for example: a very loud couple that delighted in having very cacophonic and energetic sex for several nights in a row.... Once it went on for so long that I just put a pillow over my head and wished to ham and cheese that she would stop shreiking like a rabid banshee insane with pleasure, and he would quit trying to prove what a verile stud he was and just "finish"....... Oh, the sweet everloving humanity of it all! (lucky fools!)

A couple of nights ago, I was treated to the Tejano beach party from hell as there was..... from their room.... very loud Tejano music, whooping and hollering and even a good scrap.... which was all in Spanish so I couldnt figure out what all the friggin fuss was about....... and from my room there was the swearing of oaths and the gnashing of teeth..... I have had my door knocked on at all hours by all kinds of folks... a dazed drug addict at 6 in the morning, rednecks looking to borrow a can opener, folks mistakenly thinking someone they know is in my room, and a ditzy blonde holding a beer who asked me if I wanted to "party"! (Relax, I politely sent her away)

There are also hookers that come by the hotel on weekend nights, looking for "johns" willing to blow some of their freshly cashed paychecks..... myself, I aint interested in the prostitutes.... not my style.... but having somewhat Libertarian leanings, they dont really offend me so much.... they dont bother me and I dont bother them......

The main thing I had to adjust to with living there was the noise..... traffic traffic traffic! I have an interstate roaring by not more than 30 yards away out my window and another busy road on the other side... it took me awhile to deal with all that damn racket but I dont hear it so much now..... things just seem very quiet when I am not at home now....

... but I am doing well..... it's an interesting little phase of my little life right now.... I certainly dont want this to go on forever but perhaps my creative horizons are a little wider now with this gooey slice of the seedy underworld of small town life in the South.....

Anyway, that's enough for now.... I am visiting the Hollow this weekend so I will be on the Stream a little bit...... I hope everyone is doing well.

Many WOOTS to ya!

Hiya Streamers.... Um... before we get to the questions, I would like to share a little incident as a public service warning to "never try this at home"... I am suffering through a nasty head cold this weekend..... some coughing, lots of stuffiness, and a nasal drip that is so unrelenting as to seem like a wide open faucet running straight out my nose...... the right nostril mostly..... so, I am trying to get to sleep last night and this stuff wont stop draining out my nose! I grab yet another handful of tissue and wipe it as it comes out..... well, obviously I wasnt going to get any sleep doing sick nose maintenance all dang night! I got the bright idea finally to just roll up a piece of tissue and cram it into the runny nostril so it could do it's work while I slept! WOOT! I was proud of myself and my big brain as I went to sleep with Charmin crammed into my Randy nostril.....prob was when I awoke, I smugly pulled the tissue from the nostril and it TORE.... leaving a glob of wet, unforgiving tissue up in my nostril! I sprang up and went to the trashcan and, with a finger over the OTHER runny nostril tried to fire out the stuck wet tissue like a frantic howitzer..... of course to no avail. It was stuck! Then I tried to remove it with my fingers.... driving it further up into the unreachable section of my nose... DOH! I was finally reduced to picking the tissue apart by carefully using a shiska-bob spike and with more power snorting, finally got the paper out of my nose....... so, the point here is obvious..... given any situation in life, dont look at me as any kind of common sense role model!

Ok... I'm off to return home today and dont know when I will be back so, I will leave you all with a lame-o question post.

Ready?

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Hi there, my inscrutable yet lovable Streamers!

Yes, it's that time yet again.

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*places Billy Carter's fossilized liver in the basket*

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1. What makes you unique among the billions of humans on Earth?

2. Ever feel like your navel is some sort of biological time capsule?

3. Ever invent anything cool?

4. Ever sing "Tradition!" while milking an annoyed cow?

5. Was that last question udderly ridiculous?

6. Have you experienced any severe weather in the last few weeks?

7. Ever been to Cairo, Illinois?

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Thanks for playing!!