there's not really such a thing as a diarrhea banjo.
i am not really obsessed with erica estrada.
ive never really dashed into a blood drive and snatched blood and sped away on a unicycle.

i'm not really crazy
it's all just for fun

so.... i hope this helps.
thank you.

Hiya Streamers.... I got Randy happy fun stuff going on...... but you all be good, be loving, and stay bathed and all will be awesome! I will prolly be around the site, just not here so much....

But I leave you with the following questions.....

What size is your polka pancreas diaper bra?
And does Eric Estrada really care about his grandma as long as he has his diarrhea gravy boat uterus banjo?

Thanks for playing!

Toodles!

Ok. What the hell????

I was just alerted to a big ice storm moving in tonight....and normally I have my head so far up the weather's ass I would NEVER miss something like this!

I mean this is a TREACHEROUS weather situation!

So, in order to protect my friends in Alabama, Atlanta and other southerny type regions I am re-activating W.H.I.P.-A.S.S.

...."We Have Icestorm Pending Alert Storm System"!

Or something!

Belle!
BiggieT!
Chanda!
Bella!

Um... OTHERS!

Don your tin foil headsets and HAZMAT speedos immediately!

Do you all have bread and milk?

Stay tuned in case we have to go to the trout bras!

Yo!

Maybe I am a little sensitive to everything these days but I SWEAR that the sun looks brighter!

Those with 4 foot snow banks in their yard are saying..

"Oh, that? That thing up there? The sun? You Jackass!"

Hmmmm. well,

It's beginning it's annual high climb up into the sky to bring us Spring in no time flat here in the more southerny latitudes.

YES!

I'm gonna go lay out in the yard to get an early start on my tan!

***dont forget! The lovely Belle handles all my hate mail these days! send it to HER!

Hiya Streamers..... Um.... those of you who have followed this blog for a while know that my Mom comes by and posts sometimes.....

So, I thought I would let you know it's her birthday today!

YAY!

I think it's very cool for Mom to stop by and talk to me on here.... now, I'm sure she is appalled by some of the cheesier content that I do, and I dont blame her, cuz she knows me so very well and can tell when I am misbehaving and slacking in my efforts. She has been incredibly supportive of me when I get on here and put a little effort into it and actually WRITE something that has worth. She gets a kick out of me trying to write as well as my late father, who was incredibly talented and blessed in his writing skills.

For those of you who don't know my Mom, I will say that even though we live some 700 miles apart, she is in my heart and my thoughts every day and is one of the most dignified, classy, spiritual, and yet, warm and loving souls you could ever meet....

Heck, she's my Mom!

....and I love her very much...

So, Happy Birthday, Mom!