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Life After The Hollow


 My Date With Jared!
 

That's right, I went on a date with Jared, the "Hey everybody! I got skinny on Subway sandwiches!" guy.

He's not my type really, but hell, I'll never pass up a free meal, so I said I would go out with him. Besides, the poor guy had been calling me for weeks and I wanted to see what he wanted to do with me!

I'm thinking a steak dinner and a movie or something, right?

NO!.... he picks me up and he takes me to Subway to eat. (BIG friggin surprise there! Geeeeze!)

Well, he is one naughty boy and a real cad, I tells ya!

He kept winking at me and asking me if wanted to have a look at his meat and buns and then told me he wanted to try some of my sauce later!

Oh, the nerve!

Then when I told him to take me home, he kept putting his hoof on my leg! Yuck! I didn't even know he had hooves!

I told him I was too full of my meatball sub to hang out any longer so he dropped me off and I went in and ate a whole tub of "Ben and Jerry's" in his honor.

Changed my phone number too!

CREEPY GUY!!!!

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 Churches After Midnight
 

Hiya.

Well, I have been doing a bit more photography lately and I have been fascinated by all the little old churches scattered throughout the valley so I decided to shoot some of them. All of these were taken after midnight last night, which made me feel a little creeped out because all these little churches have very old graveyards next to them, but I enjoyed myself and pretty much had the whole area to myself except for an occasional deer or 'possum darting across the road in front of my car....

so... these are from last night, or early this morning, I suppose......















All Images Copyright; Scott Scarborough; 2007
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 Reissue-- Randy's Cat Erotica
 

Let us now, share in the passion......two cats, drawn together like moths to flame, passion filling their cat eyes.... er, and glands.

But anyhoos, Mr. Cat and Miss Cat finally meet alone...

Meow?

Meow.

Meow??

Meow.

MEOW?????

Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow *fart*
meowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow...

MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meow?

MEOW!

PURRRRRRRRRRRR...

zzz
zzzz
zzzzz
zzzzzz

zzzzzz
zzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzz

The End.
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 Oh, The Warm Air And Water!
 

Yes, most of us here in the States, well, except for Gecko in Hawaii, are locked into the cold drabby winter so I though I would post some pics I took at the lovely semi-tropical beach at Destin, Florida during the summer!

Oh, it was WARM and it was SUNNY!

Enjoy!









All Images Copyright; Scott Scarborough; 2005-2006
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 "The Feast Uneaten"
 

"The Feast Uneaten"

.....and so we have reached the end
so far from our lofty beginnings
the dream has vanished
into thin air
turn the light out
when you leave...

I want to curl into a ball
make myself so very small
as not to be seen
too tight to be loved
too hard to be touched
one last candle
is all I'll need.....

the places set out have not been touched
the feast uneaten
left to rot
nobody came
you did not care....

a new beginning
perhaps, to glory
pray for me and then
let me be
lock me in

.....and so we have reached the end
far from our lofty beginnings
the dream has vanished
into thin air
turn the light out
when you leave........

"The Feast Uneaten",Copyright; Scott Scarborough; 2006
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