That's right, I went on a date with Jared, the "Hey everybody! I got skinny on Subway sandwiches!" guy.
He's not my type really, but hell, I'll never pass up a free meal, so I said I would go out with him. Besides, the poor guy had been calling me for weeks and I wanted to see what he wanted to do with me!
I'm thinking a steak dinner and a movie or something, right?
NO!.... he picks me up and he takes me to Subway to eat. (BIG friggin surprise there! Geeeeze!)
Well, he is one naughty boy and a real cad, I tells ya!
He kept winking at me and asking me if wanted to have a look at his meat and buns and then told me he wanted to try some of my sauce later!
Oh, the nerve!
Then when I told him to take me home, he kept putting his hoof on my leg! Yuck! I didn't even know he had hooves!
I told him I was too full of my meatball sub to hang out any longer so he dropped me off and I went in and ate a whole tub of "Ben and Jerry's" in his honor.
Changed my phone number too!
CREEPY GUY!!!!