Well danged nabbit!!

It wasn't the easiest thing in the world. These squirrels do everything in "yards" and feet, so I had to set them down and give them a power point presentation telling them how advantageous it was to use metric and one raised their little squirrel style paw and asked if we were going to celcius too like they use in Canada. That conversation turned into a long discourse on quantum physics and testosterone balloons.

So, there you have it.

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Well, I made through yet another grueling holiday season. I like the holidays, but I always am relieved when that surreal time of year wraps up. Now, it's time for the roll your sleeves up, no non-sense hard work of early Winter and even more hard work into Spring, but at least we are rewarded in Spring with the most gorgeous weather on Earth here in the deep south..... well, except for tornados.

But alas, life has it's tornados doesn't it?

Ok. let's get down to work.

Um.... It's reissue time again.... for overnight tonight, I suppose.

I had first put these out as upcoming topics over the summer, and never got to them, really.

So, anyone wanna discuss one of these?

1. Underwater nose hair braiding!
2. Nipple narcissism!
3. 5 recipes using Crisco and sand!
4. How I learned to communicate with squirrels using the metric system!
5. How to mow naked and not get arrested!

Yep. There they are.

*sigh*

I need to join the Peace Corp or something so I have things to write about.

Anyway, Life Is A Highway....

Woot!

It's been a great year so far.

I haven't said a single curse word today!

I even stubbed my pinky toe on a box and went straight for one of my favorite curse phrases but I inserted the letter instead of saying the word.

"Son of a BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So, who's hungover?