Doh!

I was at lunch today pushing food into my Randy mouth, and I was listening to one of those nifty political talk shows that I am so fond of, and the host tells the sorry tale of some sorry rotten humans in Florida that ripped off ALL the toys that had been collected over many weeks by a fire department. These toys were to go to children who were battling cancer, and they were to be delivered to the hospitals today.

Well, no toys for the children with cancer, because some jackasses broke into the trailer holding the toys and took every last item.

Assholes!

Well, we got a little rain yesterday, so I went ahead and put my bucket under where the waterfall flows and hoped for the best, since my landlord said he has fixed the problem....

So, I'm laying in bed reading last night, and suddenly the water came forth and a lovely little waterfall flowed into the bucket. Of course, my blood pressure shot up and I cursed the landlord...and his mother....and HER mother!

So, the usual round of faxes and phonecalls will go on today....

I think the rain is over for now.....

Maybe, I'll just buy one of those little kiddy slides and put it under the leak and turn my place into a little waterpark and charge the local yokels a dollar to go down my waterslide a few times..

It's time for a change
Time to rearrange
Time to let go
Do what's best for the soul
Do I have the strength
To go to any length
To let go of this mess
Nothing left to confess
It's more of the same
You're sick of the pain
There's no more growing
No more love to be showing
It's time to break apart
For us both, a fresh start

"A Goodbye Song" Copyright, 2006; Scott Scarborough

Um....... I just had a smorgasm..

Ya know, where ya eat something yummy and you moan with delight?

I just had a big ole whopping piece of VERY rich chocolate cake that some folks brought up to our office.

My boss had a slice and went in the meeting room to lay down!

She couldn't take it!

I mean this cake was RICH!

and good!

Damn, I need milk!

Hi.

1. Um..... do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?

2. Ever masturbate to the bra ads in the newspaper?

3. Who's your all time favorite despot?

4. Can you change your own oil?

5. Ever roll yourself in cornmeal and then deep fry yourself?

6. Are you happy about sand?

7. Got milk?

Thanks For Playing!