Um.... I'm out of gas so I am just gonna throw up yet another re-issue from the golden early era of the Hollowblog.

Have a great weekend, folks!

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June 15 2006:

"Dating Advice For Guys" from Randy420.

I suppose this post is kinda "guy" oriented but girls, read this because it will give you some real insight into how men handle romance.

Ok. I have some dating suggestions that have always worked for me.

1. Get rid of whatever you are driving now. Get something bigger.... and then after you ask girls out and you go to pick them up on the first date, pull up in a U-haul! Tell her it's "cool!" and..hee hee there's plenty of room in the back for later in the evening. *wink*

2. Don't wear deodorant. Just tuck an egg salad sandwich under each arm pit before you go out on your date. Drives the skirts CRAZY! hubba hubba!!

3.Don't EVER discuss your ex! Just wear her shrunken head as a nifty necklace and quickly mention that you loved her once and part of her will be with you FOREVER....and then just return to the smalltalk and nibbling on your shrimp cocktail.

4. Don't EVER show up to meet a girl dressed up as a clown wielding a sawed off shotgun. The joke is usually lost on them and the rest of the evening can be kind of awkward.

Well, there you have it.

Good luck with the ladies and you can just thank me later!

*drumroll*

Are you a "meaningful specific", or a "wandering generality"?

Best answer gets a back rub!

I took this photograph about a decade ago but it's still one of my all time favorite shots.

A Lonely Horse, Baylor County, Texas; 1995



Image copyright; Scott Scarborough,1995

That's right, kids. It's time for Randy's fun fact of the day.

Ya ready?

Fun Fact For 11/30/06

Girls Don't Poop.

Thank you.

*****WARNING*****

Overly sensitive people are in the area.

*adjusts beaver turban*

Thank you.