The question facing me this morning is....
Why can't I blow up a balloon?
I show up this morning, open the office and was then hit with having to decorate for a co-workers B-day.
Ok. Fine. So, I am handed a sack of balloons and I just pull at the rubber and think..... "Um. when's the last time I blew up a balloon?"
So, I go to work, stretching them out and then I go to blow and my head starts swimming and the balloon is pathetically limp and flacid and the girls helping me with this stuff were like... "Come on man, you can do it!"
I'm really put on the spot!
So, I'm just giving these girls everything I got, and I feel faint as it finally starts to swell up.......the balloon, that is. Pervos!
They are standing around, blinking and looking at me and my tomato head, all red from the flush of blood.
I'm in pretty good shape, I think...
Are balloons really THAT hard to blow up?
Oh, and I wont even go into trying to tie the damn thing.
I'll just say it made that horrible screeching and farting noise that balloons on the loose, make!